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Thursday, December 30, 2010

Beard Trustworthiness

I know this has been going around for awhile now, but this is the first time I've had a chance to post this. I'm not sure whether I'm happy or a little disappointed that I have the most trustworthy beard type. I guess parenthood really has taken the edge off. Someday I'm gonna let it go and become the Philosopher, though. Honest.

Beard Trustworthiness Index.


Jason Jordan said...

Awesome link. I guess I'm an Unkempt Beard a.k.a. The Homeless Beard. Mine's not long enough (yet) to be The Philosopher.

Tres Crow said...

I think just about all bearded men harbor fantasies of eventually wearing The Philosopher. I know I do.

I used to have this theory that in order to create a truly great piece of art one had to hole themselves away from the world in some cabin in the woods and grow a wicked beard, otherwise how would the world know that the work was genius-level, without the beard?

I suppose this doesn't apply to women, though. I'm not sure it would have the same effect if a lady went into the woods and grew a beard.